Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet labrador 🐕 Mr Snuffles about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

climate change the Easter bunny quantum physics HDMI cables airport flight paths lyme disease self-driving cars socialism building regulations the heat death of the universe

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