Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet labrador 🐕 Twilight Sparkle about …

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...foreign policy trigonometry equal rights the influence of the Mafia the birds and the bees the merits of pineapple on pizza socialism ancient Greek mythology black holes yoga

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