Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet kitten 🐱 Darth Vader about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

the birds and the bees lyme disease prison overpopulation equal rights theoretical linguistics alien life electrical engineering amazing investment opportunities the Easter bunny the heat death of the universe

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