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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
kitten 🐱
Dixie
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
climate change
mineralogy
Santa Claus
skiing technique
the surveillance state
hair loss
peace in the Middle East
public relations
chronic alcoholism
modern cryptography
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.