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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
kitten 🐱
Rocky
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
prison overpopulation
politics
self-driving cars
alien life
pedicures
the history of
lyme disease
public relations
black holes
squirrels
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.