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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
kitten 🐱
Rt Hon
Sparkles
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
climate change
building regulations
Brexit
black holes
peace in the Middle East
smart home gadgetry
fashion
bank interest rates
the ageing population
wildfires
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.