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random pathetic excuse
wildfires
public relations
fashion
frisbees
Donald Trump
antibiotic resistant bacteria
self-driving cars
the influence of the Mafia
voting demographics
modern cryptography
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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