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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
kitten 🐱
Millie
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
fibre optics
handbags
theoretical linguistics
Buddha
the Easter bunny
smart home gadgetry
the influence of the Mafia
taxation
cytology
equal rights
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.