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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
kitten 🐱
Ms
Stink
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
the Easter bunny
the Kama Sutra
quantum physics
taxation
the merits of pineapple on pizza
public relations
metallurgy
voting demographics
prison overpopulation
antibiotic resistant bacteria
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.