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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
kitten 🐱
Mrs
Stink
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mineralogy
socialism
theoretical linguistics
chronic alcoholism
artificial intelligence
black holes
bank interest rates
the Monty Hall problem
molecular biology
this amazing sponge recipe
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Dan
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