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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Stink about …

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the history of Santa Claus frisbees antibiotic resistant bacteria Game of Thrones the heat death of the universe feminism Donald Trump the Monty Hall problem the Easter bunny

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