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I was talking to my pet
kitten 🐱
Bella
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the history of
...foreign policy
hair loss
ancient Greek mythology
skiing technique
chronic alcoholism
amazing investment opportunities
Santa Claus
lyme disease
cytology
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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