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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
kitten 🐱
Pennywise
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
fluid dynamics
how to make decent pastry
prison overpopulation
chronic alcoholism
pedicures
the heat death of the universe
the surveillance state
...foreign policy
Bitcoin
the merits of pineapple on pizza
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.