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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
kitten 🐱
Smeagol
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the Kama Sutra
high speed rail
airport flight paths
this amazing sponge recipe
voting demographics
plastic pollution
self-driving cars
electrical engineering
peace in the Middle East
the influence of the Mafia
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.