Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet kitten 🐱 Akira about …

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prison overpopulation democracy the heat death of the universe Bitcoin astrophysics squirrels the Kama Sutra plastic pollution the war on drugs ...foreign policy

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