Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky about …

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...foreign policy democracy Santa Claus the heat death of the universe my use of offensive language Donald Trump this amazing sponge recipe mineralogy cytology ancient Greek mythology

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