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I was talking to my pet
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Rex
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
high speed rail
socialism
democracy
self-driving cars
feminism
the influence of the Mafia
the Monty Hall problem
public relations
bank interest rates
black holes
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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