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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
kitten 🐱
Rex
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pedicures
lyme disease
high speed rail
amazing investment opportunities
democracy
squirrels
the surveillance state
quantum physics
antibiotic resistant bacteria
wildfires
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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