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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
poodle 🐩
Darth Vader
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
chronic alcoholism
cytology
feminism
plastic pollution
politics
prison overpopulation
black holes
fibre optics
high speed rail
voting demographics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.