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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
poodle 🐩
Rocky
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
public relations
the neighbour's hedge
plastic pollution
the surveillance state
Santa Claus
socialism
Buddha
prison overpopulation
building regulations
politics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.