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I was talking to my pet
poodle 🐩
Sparky
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random pathetic excuse
Latin poetry
fairies
taxation
amazing investment opportunities
democracy
earthquakes
famous authors of the nineteenth century
wildfires
smart home gadgetry
hair loss
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