Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet poodle 🐩 Squishy about …

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prison overpopulation electrical engineering the heat death of the universe the neighbour's hedge skiing technique politics airport flight paths climate change artificial intelligence Game of Thrones

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