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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles about …

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peace in the Middle East ...sentient creatures earthquakes amazing investment opportunities high speed rail quantum physics smart home gadgetry famous authors of the nineteenth century lyme disease discrete mathematics

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