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I was talking to my pet
poodle 🐩
Tinkerbell
about
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random pathetic excuse
taxation
handbags
theoretical linguistics
pedicures
modern cryptography
Bitcoin
Richard Dawkins
discrete mathematics
the ageing population
the history of
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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