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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
poodle 🐩
Charlie
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
cytology
airport flight paths
prison overpopulation
Buddha
the Monty Hall problem
wildfires
quantum physics
the influence of the Mafia
antibiotic resistant bacteria
game theory
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.