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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
poodle 🐩
Molly
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
high speed rail
hair loss
black holes
feminism
game theory
the heat death of the universe
prison overpopulation
the history of
pedicures
plastic pollution
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.