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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
poodle 🐩
Molly
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
public relations
the ageing population
metallurgy
molecular biology
peace in the Middle East
the Monty Hall problem
the heat death of the universe
HDMI cables
taxation
airport flight paths
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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