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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Snuffles about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

the war on drugs ancient Greek mythology the heat death of the universe politics Buddha antibiotic resistant bacteria HDMI cables crystallography Brexit self-driving cars

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