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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
poodle 🐩
Trotsky
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
fibre optics
earthquakes
fairies
artificial intelligence
Richard Dawkins
my use of offensive language
biodiversity
plastic pollution
the surveillance state
bank interest rates
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.