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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
poodle 🐩
Hufflepuff
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
...sentient creatures
mineralogy
self-driving cars
information theory
Latin poetry
Bitcoin
plastic pollution
the influence of the Mafia
trigonometry
democracy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.