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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
pug 🐶
Squishy
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
prison overpopulation
frisbees
black holes
smart home gadgetry
alien life
amazing investment opportunities
Bitcoin
this amazing sponge recipe
Buddha
voting demographics
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Dan
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