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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
pug 🐶
Rt Hon
Sparkles
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
alien life
Richard Dawkins
fashion
building regulations
Donald Trump
discrete mathematics
crystallography
the Easter bunny
modern cryptography
the ageing population
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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