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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet pug 🐶 Miss Sparkles about …

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frisbees building regulations the ageing population high speed rail the war on drugs the surveillance state antibiotic resistant bacteria Game of Thrones theoretical linguistics Donald Trump

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