Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet pug 🐶 Mr Sparkles about the history of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Citizen of Bosnia and Herzegovina Cook Islander Salvadorean Malaysian Bahraini Congolese (Congo) Argentine Chilean Mauritanian Citizen of Antigua and Barbuda

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.