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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
pug 🐶
Mr
Sparkles
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
renewable energy
ancient Greek mythology
famous authors of the nineteenth century
fibre optics
alien life
taxation
quantum physics
the birds and the bees
public relations
my use of offensive language
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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