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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
pug 🐶
Mr
Sparkles
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
cytology
the influence of the Mafia
the history of
ancient Greek mythology
Richard Dawkins
electrical engineering
airport flight paths
amazing investment opportunities
Latin poetry
the surveillance state
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.