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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet pug 🐶 Tinkerbell about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

...foreign policy famous authors of the nineteenth century the war on drugs Latin poetry Buddha the heat death of the universe alien life democracy biodiversity the influence of the Mafia

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