Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet pug 🐶 Luna about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

socialism pedicures alien life the heat death of the universe the Monty Hall problem prison overpopulation the merits of pineapple on pizza cytology equal rights high speed rail

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