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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
pug 🐶
Millie
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
the merits of pineapple on pizza
socialism
feminism
handbags
equal rights
Donald Trump
wildfires
black holes
the history of
lyme disease
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.