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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
pug 🐶
Mrs
Stink
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
earthquakes
self-driving cars
my use of offensive language
yoga
equal rights
Brexit
electrical engineering
cytology
skiing technique
ancient Greek mythology
Privacy policy
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Dan
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