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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
pug 🐶
Mr
Stink
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
lyme disease
squirrels
pedicures
prison overpopulation
artificial intelligence
socialism
fashion
fluid dynamics
the Easter bunny
cytology
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.