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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet pug 🐶 Voldemort about …

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the influence of the Mafia crystallography the merits of pineapple on pizza Buddha my use of offensive language democracy the Monty Hall problem building regulations antibiotic resistant bacteria taxation

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