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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
pug 🐶
Hufflepuff
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
my use of offensive language
biodiversity
handbags
prison overpopulation
the war on drugs
earthquakes
...sentient creatures
information theory
feminism
Santa Claus
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.