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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
pony 🐴
Roxy
about
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the Monty Hall problem
earthquakes
HDMI cables
the Kama Sutra
lyme disease
electrical engineering
antibiotic resistant bacteria
discrete mathematics
the war on drugs
chronic alcoholism
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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