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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet pony 🐴 Peanut about …

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feminism the influence of the Mafia my use of offensive language ancient Greek mythology Bitcoin squirrels prison overpopulation peace in the Middle East the neighbour's hedge the surveillance state

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