Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet pony 🐴 Peanut about …

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the war on drugs the heat death of the universe astrophysics my use of offensive language black holes this amazing sponge recipe handbags antibiotic resistant bacteria the merits of pineapple on pizza how to make decent pastry

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