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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
pony 🐴
Pepper
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...sentient creatures
the history of
amazing investment opportunities
astrophysics
frisbees
politics
theoretical linguistics
pedicures
fibre optics
molecular biology
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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