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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
pony 🐴
Pepper
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
bank interest rates
feminism
chronic alcoholism
the surveillance state
fibre optics
democracy
the neighbour's hedge
black holes
discrete mathematics
Game of Thrones
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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