Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet pony 🐴 Oscar about …

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...foreign policy game theory how to make decent pastry the birds and the bees the neighbour's hedge fluid dynamics amazing investment opportunities voting demographics fairies peace in the Middle East

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