Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles about …

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modern cryptography hair loss my use of offensive language HDMI cables voting demographics public relations squirrels bank interest rates Game of Thrones the heat death of the universe

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