Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles about …

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the surveillance state the Monty Hall problem my use of offensive language the Easter bunny plastic pollution the Kama Sutra the history of trigonometry lyme disease the heat death of the universe

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