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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
pony 🐴
Snort
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
the influence of the Mafia
airport flight paths
earthquakes
fairies
the war on drugs
fibre optics
HDMI cables
feminism
socialism
black holes
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.