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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
pony 🐴
Mr
Cuddles
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
handbags
Latin poetry
trigonometry
how to make decent pastry
Bitcoin
the influence of the Mafia
black holes
alien life
crystallography
high speed rail
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.