Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet pony 🐴 Akira about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

fluid dynamics the war on drugs black holes discrete mathematics the Easter bunny metallurgy the heat death of the universe prison overpopulation antibiotic resistant bacteria my use of offensive language

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