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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Luke Skywalker
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
yoga
the neighbour's hedge
astrophysics
skiing technique
famous authors of the nineteenth century
alien life
pedicures
equal rights
climate change
the influence of the Mafia
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.