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I was talking to my pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Champ about …

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the Monty Hall problem the neighbour's hedge discrete mathematics squirrels antibiotic resistant bacteria the Kama Sutra Latin poetry Buddha high speed rail wildfires

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