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I was talking to my pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus about …

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Bitcoin ...foreign policy Santa Claus Buddha ...sentient creatures the history of Donald Trump antibiotic resistant bacteria theoretical linguistics my use of offensive language

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